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Mad Disgusting Banned Beer Commercial, Yo Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 56 seconds If you're not thirsty as hell after seeing this then there's something seriously wrong with you. Related: alcoholic, beverages, fermented, wapiti, urea, pissfaced, urine, sane, kiss, my, ass, grandma, watersports, elk, polo, sweaty, muffinbasket, north, american, moosen, sega, genessee, rochester, deer, beer, sperm, bath, elknog, sexually, disturbed, mother, hogging, el, bano, even, da, kids, need, two, drop, their, kidds, off, att, tha, pool, momma, rubbin, animal, semen, onha, flesh, family, inn, turmoil, severe, domestic, issues, eye, smell, an, intervention, coming, no, wait, thats, just, moose, jizz, wolfgang, bayer, proud, sponsor, chandelier, hijinx Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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My E*Trade Baby Adventure Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 96 seconds Celebrities shit themselves every day just like you and me, I mean me. Related: etrade, baby, adventure, people, for, the, ethical, treatment, uv, infants, peti, edible, rape, whistles, alcohol, poisoning, human, restart, button, toddler, blue, screen, death, soft, spot, meating, famous, celebrities, fetus, actors, funny, ass, bald, mini, shove, crab, legs, up, ya, portable, wireless, vibrating, dildo, charging, station, referees, taking, over, da, fucking, game, tech, support, versus, elderly, women, lemme, get, dis, straight, its, okay, tooo, kiss, ah, trophy, butt, naught, too, fuckit, question, mark, shut, anus Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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My Job Interview Horror Story Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 70 seconds African American child. Recounting the tale of my most recent job interview while standing next to the freeway where I come to meditate/contemplate a dangerously irresponsible suicide every week in a Batman mask. Related: aspiring, pimp, hunger, aint, no, game, grandma, asked, why, asparagus, makes, my, urine, taste, funny, awkward, tgifridays, moment, everyone, staring, shes, senile, folks, everythings, under, control, finish, your, fuckin, chicken, fajita, skillet, bonanzas, nosey, cawksuckuz, ackin, like, there, isnt, other, shit, to, be, looking, att, while, theres, bea, dead, moose, covered, with, license, plates, onn, every, wall, proctologist, says, eye, got, enough, hair, around, mi, anus, too, end, tha, european, wig, shortage, yeah, thanks, for, that, compliment, dipshit Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Jesus Christ, Homegirl! Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 115 seconds My NEW REAR's resolution is to get an ass transplant from a baby. Related: new, year, auld, lang, syne, more, like, old, wang, sign, panda, condoms, beers, resolution, stop, being, an, alcoholic, ma, noo, leers, rezalution, izta, quit, staring, atpeeple, throo, their, bathroom, window, mai, neu, cheeers, rezzalooshun, iztoo, introduce, young, cheerleaders, tootha, 80s, sitcom, cheers, french, kissing, hobos, when, da, clock, strikes, 2012, motherbraggart, lost, damn, dog, inn, times, square, got, sucked, into, streetsweeper, whateva, chimptits, unexpected, sobering, facts Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Freaky Oldass Alcoholism PSA Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 71 seconds Thanks to Kevin Lieber who sent me this video and suggested I make turds on it. http://www.youtube.c om/kevinlieber Also follow my wacky Uncle Barbara on Twitter: http://www.twitter.c om/unklebarbara Related: alcoholism, hip, young, kid, party, drunkasses, ethanol, poisoning, liver, damage, morgan, freeman, big, break, into, hollywood, steveena, confusing, genital, landscapes, playing, pong, with, both, controllers, double, agent, filthy, onion, ring, semen, wrinkles, skin, thats, what, happened, too, grandma, real, zeek, dont, gotta, nose, bald, angry, dude, randomly, spitting, darkness, falls, they, stood, there, for, five, hours, true, dedication, toowa, public, service, announcement Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Willy Wonkas Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 209 seconds http://www.twitter.c om/unklebarbara My schizophrenic Uncle Barbara wanted me to post a link to her Twitter account. She's a pretty fun guy so check it out. This video is interesting because at thirteen seconds in I think you can hear a demon or something. Related: grandpa, joe, stealing, drinks, fizzy, lifting, dumbass, stupid, fucking, leprechaun, round, ass, teeth, strange, birthmarked, demon, yoda, made, fantastic, cranberry, sauce, ceiling, fan, making, love, toowa, oompa, loompa, life, saving, burp, cannibal, cheesecake, warning, freight, train, bazooka, firing, children, plantains, farting, cheesesteak, rudolph, cancer, high, titty, gorge, clownwang, woodrow, wilson, beach, towel, rocket, pzones, adams, mcrib, suddamuddabeech Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Banned Crisco Commercial From The 80s Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 37 seconds This was from a time when people didn't know the dangers of eating loads of saturated fats and hydrogenated oils, thank God we've gotten more educated on the matter. Related: fried, chicken, domestic, abuse, moist, breasticles, extreme, mountain, fisting, one, hour, later, pollo, still, soaking, kid, sassing, golddigging, chef, stepmother, billy, dildos, cottage, cheese, adventures, foraging, rock, candy, eating, crapmouth, adolescent, punkass, blatant, disrespect, native, american, techno, club, sizzling, lard, windsurfing, galloping, crispy, zebra, jockey, decapitation, threat Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Banned Impulse Deodorant Commercial From The 80s Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 32 seconds They toned down the Orangutan and re-packaged it as Axe bodyspray. Related: love, odors, orangutan, juices, pheromones, chloroform, date, night, flowers, for, vagina, axe, tengo, noventa, nueve, problemas, pero, un, mujer, no, es, uno, siamese, twins, double, dare, stealing, from, old, people, clearing, toilet, clog, with, their, feet, soliciting, sexual, harassment, follow, yer, nose, poon, loops, use, an, entire, can, inna, single, sitting, hallucinations, let, ya, know, its, working Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Creep Ass Grape Nuts Commercial Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 31 seconds This commercial starred Sean Connery's cousin Wilbur "Creepy Lenny" Connery whose acting career never quite took off so well. Few know this, but this commercial's concept was actually the founding idea for the film "Finding Forrester". Related: sean, connerys, cabin, dwelling, lunatic, cousin, finding, lost, children, feeding, them, oddly, nutritious, cereals, with, no, sugar, added, plump, juicy, raisins, crunchy, clusters, redundant, pointing, run, forrester, random, dumbass, child, wandering, around, without, parents, exploring, wilderness, discovering, something, more, horrifying, than, sasquatch, luring, kids, oats, overexpressive, gestures, owls, aint, gonna, help, yoo, son, soundproof, lunacy, logcabin, syrup, sopping, sunuvabitch, youre, inn, trouble, now, dog Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Controversial Banned Lenscrafters Commercial Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 28 seconds In this controversial ad from the 80's Lenscrafters targeted the urban market and missed. Related: borderline, racist, eyewear, revolutionary, motherfucking, vision, augmentation, technology, astigmatism, blind, businesswoman, crashing, through, eyeglass, ceiling, professional, pearl, necklace, optometrist, cataracts, magic, eyeball, wizards, pretentious, nerd, ceo, thats, un, expensive, ass, weave, rare, indian, hobo, ball, hair, wool, suits, oprah, da, early, years, living, single, beeyatch, set, itt, off, convenient, hovering, eye, laboratory, from, space, locking, into, place, inn, under, ann, hour, pimpass, frames, hos, not, included Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Banned Maxwell House Commercial Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 31 seconds They weren't called the "obscene coffee wars of the 20th century" for no reason. In this commercial Maxwell House fired back at Folgers in what was a battle of disturbing television ads to be remembered. Related: mentally, unstable, husband, attempting, too, build, houses, without, help, well, meaning, yet, useless, wife, feeding, his, addiction, wood, phantoms, wailing, fiery, screams, flickering, sunset, inferno, vengeance, invisible, walls, drafty, as, hell, up, inn, here, then, hungry, bears, came, add, adasha, two, hundred, proof, pure, grain, alcohol, moonshine, forest, goblins, eating, your, subconscious, foul, mouthed, severed, tree, flesh, fireplaces, are, always, easiest, sugartits, instant, java, becomes, gradual, descent, into, madness Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Strange Frame Store Commercial Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 32 seconds The Aaron Brothers were a pair of transgendered frame salesmen or saleswomen... Salespeople, who foolishly chose frames as their product and resorted to setting many of their own buildings ablaze to recuperate lost capital in the late 80's. You think it's a mirror until you realize it's NOT and everything you thought you knew about the universe crumbles in a instant. Related: tranny, frame, salesmen, dastardly, aaron, brothers, insurance, fraud, arson, groundbreaking, businesspeople, paving, roads, through, failure, flames, engulfing, art, display, mason, jar, fulla, disappointment, mantlepiece, souvenirs, inside, out, balls, sanford, hijo, marathons, iron, ovaries, one, cent, sale, stoned, money, bleeding, business, ventures, unrelenting, inferno, mindshattering, commercial, beginning, optical, magic, illusion, fake, smoke, mirrors, niche, marketing, kmart, really, fucked, them, walrus, vulva Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Pirate Urine French Fries Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 93 seconds Fun fact: During a full moon on Friday the 13th, 73% of the planet's lady whales all menstruate at the same moment. Related: wendys, natural, cut, french, fries, freckled, giddy, cartoon, wench, peddling, diarrhea, death, patties, rob, thomas, spinning, inn, his, grave, seeing, this, shit, sea, salt, goddamn, you, uncle, geoff, crest, white, ass, strips, pirates, just, right, off, da, boat, leprechaun, piss, army, one, eyed, eyepatch, wearing, parrot, widda, wood, leg, getting, wasted, choking, strippers, at, bar, mitzvah, accidental, frosty, bananafuck, grandpa, takes, hookers, to, outhouse, winter, wonderland, dolphin, pudding, all, purpose, seasoning Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Taking a Dump at Red Lobster Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 62 seconds I may or may not be running for President in 2020 so I'm leaving "fliers" in bathrooms across America. These "fliers" will let the electorate know what exactly I've eaten recently. Related: laying, down, tha, lumpy, law, cheddar, biscuits, iced, coffee, angry, old, falafel, woman, clown, feeding, squirrels, without, her, hands, soap, lubricant, ran, out, raw, granny, starting, bush, fires, australian, armadillos, spread, leprecy, directors, cut, featuring, full, unedited, two, hour, door, scene, now, available, on, itunes, comes, with, complimentary, genital, dragon, wrestling, heroin, addicted, unicorn, family, tattoo, presidential, campaign, 2020, get, informed, cilantro, flavored, gouda, balls, donkeyfist, peruvian, fly, trap Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Banned Monistat 7 Commercial Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 31 seconds This commercial was the result of a poorly devised tie-in between two distinct and disturbingly different companies who hoped to achieve greater sales through shock value. It was also notable for being Wayne Brady's first real acting job. It was a small part, but he really sold it well. To this day I still can't believe he didn't win anything from that scratch card. Related: burger, king, fish, breadsticks, 3d, glasses, colonels, seven, secret, herbs, spices, female, organs, someones, harvesting, their, own, yeast, cultures, pepperjack, monterrey, jack, pappy, smears, gynacological, institute, forr, da, gifted, scratch, cards, furburgers, itchiness, colorful, discharge, roger, rabbit, minnie, mouse, never, had, problems, cleansing, her, genitals, ill, tell, you, that, much, wayne, brady, first, television, appearance, cash, rules, everything, around, me, cream, get, tha, vagisil, dolla, dollar, bill, yo Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Banned Gum Commercial Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 28 seconds This one wasn't even that offensive, but was ultimately pulled from the airwaves due to the sudden and incomprehensible ending that had nothing to do with the product. Related: high, tech, pc, chewing, gum, wrigleys, spearmint, virtual, reality, hard, drive, surfing, bald, headed, freak, concerned, with, time, wore, my, hello, kitty, bandana, toa, gang, meeting, nearly, got, shanked, kidnapping, arised, from, children, being, stolen, while, they, were, asleep, sweet, dreams, son, one, minute, yur, dreaming, clowns, dancing, around, con, teddy, bears, chorizo, next, youre, inn, ma, stepdads, living, room, happy, easter, government, shutdown, no, refund, checks, looks, like, granny, aint, gettin, her, respirator, this, summer Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Banned Atari Commercial From 1982 Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 41 seconds This is from the good old days when if you called someone a "bitch" while playing video games your mother would beat you bloody with a broom and throw your console in the creek while you cried in a manner most witnesses continue to claim was very reminiscent of a bitch. Related: atari, interactive, television, recreational, device, back, when, children, had, imagination, lacked, thumb, dexterity, manipulating, knobs, with, disgusting, violent, intention, too, destroy, brick, walls, constructed, by, someone, undoubtedly, itwasa, man, who, kids, built, those, virtual, barriers, for, ah, living, his, business, wass, ignorantly, annihilated, countless, times, twisted, video, games, teaching, harmful, behaviors, extreme, dial, turning, deceivingly, well, mannered, stepfather, crushing, lives, destroying, dreams Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Banned Taco Bell Ad From The 80's Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 34 seconds Everyone's concerned about the recent lawsuit against Taco Bell that forced the company to state publicly that their meat is comprised of 88% pure beef. While that may not have calmed public concerns, Taco Bell has come a long way from decades ago when things were much more bleak. Frankly, we should be glad there's any cow in there at all. Related: taco, bell, ground, meat, beef, percentage, charlie, sheen, will, emerge, from, rehab, andd, be, crowned, new, egyptian, pharaoh, revised, constitution, mandate, twenty, four, seven, partying, nonstop, orgies, ban, against, quote, dickweeds, middle, east, becomes, real, life, three, enna, half, men, wit, iraq, playing, da, smartass, mouthty, child, incheritos, montezumas, revenge, king, tuts, cornhole, firestorm, let, my, poopoo, go, wild, thing, you, make, bowl, scream, carne, esada, burro, sauce, muy, caliente, border, shake, creamy, horse, hooves, cinnamon, twists Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Banned AT&T Commercial from the 80's Posted by: BinkieMcFartnuggets
Video duration: 25 seconds In the 80's a more direct approach to advertising was coveted by larger corporations and as such this AT&T commercial debuted it's most concise and threatening slogan to date. Related: polynesian, fuckharness, wild, kwanzaa, party, office, acquaintances, gone, berserk, clown, antics, birthday, surprise, vagina, dialogues, break, me, off, apeesadat, kit, kat, ass, lobster, change, violent, country, bonanza, peruvian, paraquat, sandwich, made, from, raw, lamb, alabaster, soapstone, keyshawn, johnson, salamander, licking, grandmas, hairy, face, doctor, martin, luther, king, jr, black, history, uruguayan, future, week, surly, penguin, atta, fancy, dinner, free, your, hen Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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