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By: JoshSaysStuff. on 20 May 12, 04:19:32
You did not just insult? Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco, Swaim! It's okay, Dan. I share your taste. D:
By: HerrJohann72. on 16 May 12, 19:52:48
Trillion is 1,000,000,000,000? in America. 1,000,000,000 is 1 billion.
By: AwesomeNaturalist. on 21 Apr 12, 22:30:16
10,000,000,000,000 is not a trillion. it is? ten million million/ten trillion/ten billion. the ten billion/trillion dilemma depends on your nationality since in Britain a billion is written as 10^12 or 1,000,000,000,000 (a million million) but in other countries like america it is written as 1,000,000,000 (a thousand million).
By: ScratchingMyBeard. on 21 Apr 12, 21:37:54
You sir,? are an impressive number counter.
By: FulgoreSama. on 20 Apr 12, 12:43:47
It's a? trillion.
By: gbeach85. on 17 Apr 12, 20:23:55
Because that? is an absurd amount of views. Shit, I can't even SAY that number.
By: norwen3. on 11 Apr 12, 21:11:18
why this not have 10000000000000 views??
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@kopaka555 yep you got? me. good one
By: OldWayArtisans. on 02 Mar 12, 12:58:38
Makes sense.?
By: andybpiano. on 02 Mar 12, 04:53:44
We do it on purpose? to annoy people like you.
By: OldWayArtisans. on 25 Feb 12, 22:39:55
Why is it that no one in this country has lip control while eating? Or is it some unwritten rule that we must be as disgusting/rude/annoying as? possible?
By: EyeKneeDweed. on 31 Jan 12, 05:28:02
2:28 its cool, i injected some into this apple. ahahaha,? this nigga cracks me up.
By: MrTheChipster. on 19 Dec 11, 12:08:35
Yes!?
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This? is an intervenOH thats good heroin.
By: EpicBeard815. on 28 Nov 11, 14:45:14
A hit a day keeps the tremors? at bay!
By: dimlightbulb10. on 19 Oct 11, 19:12:47
I'm also still mad about Arrested Development ?
By: trinityj1. on 05 Sep 11, 23:59:17
Are you being sarcastic or do? you really not know what Zeitgeist means?
By: caturday456. on 10 Aug 11, 04:22:37
5:50 I? need that as a poster O_O
By: taymac1112. on 10 Jul 11, 04:31:47
Holy fuck that was? amazing
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"I r eating sangwich." That's my new reply to? anyone asking me about lunch.
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ROFM?
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5:22 "...And all the cake is gone. You don't? even care do you?"
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What's DOB's problem? It's just some casual? office heroin use.
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Marry? me Soren.....
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